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senility
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Skeezix LaRocca
2024-10-21 12:51:03 UTC
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An old man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile.
Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to
zip down."
Quit making fun of me. :)
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Sharx335
2024-10-21 14:52:55 UTC
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Post by Skeezix LaRocca
An old man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile.
Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to
zip down."
Quit making fun of me. :)
Urinary probs for us seniors long ago ceased being funny. Tired of
hearing about my "pads".
badgolferman
2024-10-21 18:03:35 UTC
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Post by Sharx335
Post by Skeezix LaRocca
An old man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting
senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you
forget to zip down."
Quit making fun of me. :)
Urinary probs for us seniors long ago ceased being funny. Tired of
hearing about my "pads".
My mother's husband has bladder cancer and periodically has to get
treated. At least he gets young nurses handling his thing when they
insert catheters!
Sharx335
2024-10-21 22:55:15 UTC
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Post by Sharx335
Post by Skeezix LaRocca
An old man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting
senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you
forget to zip down."
Quit making fun of me. :)
Urinary probs for us seniors long ago ceased being funny. Tired of
hearing about my "pads".
My mother's husband has bladder cancer and periodically has to get
treated. At least he gets young nurses handling his thing when they
insert catheters!
Just the mere THOUGHT of a catheter is disruptive to my serenity until,
perhaps, I realize it is for my own good. All too often, with
catheters, some of the piss goes through the catheter and some goes
along the outside.
badgolferman
2024-10-22 00:11:26 UTC
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Post by Sharx335
Post by Skeezix LaRocca
An old man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting
senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you
forget to zip down."
Quit making fun of me. :)
Urinary probs for us seniors long ago ceased being funny. Tired of
hearing about my "pads".
My mother's husband has bladder cancer and periodically has to get
treated. At least he gets young nurses handling his thing when they
insert catheters!
Just the mere THOUGHT of a catheter is disruptive to my serenity until,
perhaps, I realize it is for my own good. All too often, with
catheters, some of the piss goes through the catheter and some goes
along the outside.
There’s an old guy who comes to meetings with a piss bag strapped to his
leg while wearing shorts! You can see how full the bag is.
Sharx335
2024-10-22 03:00:12 UTC
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Post by Sharx335
Post by Skeezix LaRocca
An old man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting
senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you
forget to zip down."
Quit making fun of me. :)
Urinary probs for us seniors long ago ceased being funny. Tired of
hearing about my "pads".
My mother's husband has bladder cancer and periodically has to get
treated. At least he gets young nurses handling his thing when they
insert catheters!
Just the mere THOUGHT of a catheter is disruptive to my serenity until,
perhaps, I realize it is for my own good. All too often, with
catheters, some of the piss goes through the catheter and some goes
along the outside.
There’s an old guy who comes to meetings with a piss bag strapped to his
leg while wearing shorts! You can see how full the bag is.
So one can tell just how full of piss and vinegar he is.

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