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How to Hide an Erection
originated by:Anonymous, Kyle Grindley, james_uk, Tom Viren (see all)
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As males, we all have times when we're caught with an erect member.
Some guys feel it can be embarrassing and awkward, especially when
you're a teen and learning to control your hormones or you are in an
important meeting or mixed company. Here is what you can do to avoid
such embarrassing situations.
Steps
1.
1
Clothes are key in concealing an erection. Never wear tight
clothes, or clothes that restrict movement.
* Jeans can be good or bad, as looser jeans tend to shield
the growth, and tighter jeans accentuate it.
* Khaki pants are said to be good for hiding the erection,
as well.
2.
2
Consider underwear options. Underclothes can also be a factor.
As a general rule, briefs or boxer briefs are better than boxers.
However, realizing that many men prefer boxers, it is not necessary to
wear them.
3.
3
Buy tighter underwear, doing this your can keep your penis
closer to you body, or have it faced down when it is hard.
4.
4
Loose shirts are great if you can get away with them. If you're
at school or someplace casual, use an untucked shirt at groin length
to hide the erection. Sweatshirts work even better.
* If your shirt is long enough you can try un-tucking it
while you are still seated.
5.
5
Use items to hide the view of your pubic region. Physical
barriers aid the concealment of this problem quite well. Get something
between your member and the people you're around.
* Stay seated. Cross your legs or stay behind a desk or
table until the feeling passes.
6.
6
Use a jacket or try putting a book in front of it (held casually
with one hand, not obviously), or anything else you can think of is
great for concealing it.
7.
7
Begin reading something that will take your mind off of what is
causing the situation.
* The more you focus on the text, the faster your situation
will be remedied.
8.
8
Think of something anti-sexual. Some men have certain visual
cues that when they think of them the sexual urges are doused. Think
about something engrossing such as sports, politics, whatever. Some
people find gross things to be effective in the neutralizing of an
erection.
9.
9
Give it time and it should go away on its own providing the
initial sexual urge is no longer there.. Don't think about it, or
it'll stay longer.
10.
10
Use physical force. Putting your hand in your pocket and holding
your penis to the side can also help but it might hurt a little.
11.
11
Try to lean forward before the problem becomes too obvious.
12.
12
When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in"
pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make
it hurt, just hold it in place. The erection will be much less
noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband
and free your poor penis.
13.
13
Try making yourself worry about something. Think of a project
that is due, financial woes, etc.
14.
14
Hold something cold in your lap if you can do so discretely.
15.
15
Plan ahead. If you are frequently having the problem you should
try clothing options that make the problem easier to conceal. Try to
avoid thoughts that could cause the problem in the first place.
16.
16
Wear a cup. A small, concealing athletic cup that doesn't
protrude and just hides the erection would work in this situation.
17.
17
Wear a belt. This way when clear, you can reach down and pull
the penis up under the belt, so its tightly squeezed between your gut
and pants.
Tips
* Don't think about sexual attraction while you have an erection;
it'll make things worse.
* Never "flex" or perform Kegel exercises. It's hard to explain,
but if you're a guy, then you understand. Flexing will increase blood
flow to the penis and make your erection last longer. Control the
urge.
* Concentrate on something like a dead cat and try to feel it,
taste it, smell it. But never think about how your erection is doing.
* Try not to stand up.
* Put your hands in your pockets and make a fist, this usually
works if you are wearing tight pants.
* Never make eye contact with the person of your preferred gender
that you find attractive.
* Sometimes, when your penis is becoming erect, it will become
restricted horizontally by the pants. Actually pulling that part of
your pants forward will free your penis and it will continue to travel
up for total erection. This actually conceals your penis more than if
you let the penis stay horizontal.
* When at the beach, always wear swim briefs under a pair of board
shorts.
* Thinking about your erection preserves your erection, so engross
yourself into something that requires 100% of your attention.
* If your pants have pockets, put your hands in your pockets and
adjust your underwear to hug your penis against your body, while it's
still pointing up, of course!
* Underwear that fit will conceal your erection a lot better, find
out your underwear size.
* You may find it helpful to attempt a difficult mental math
problem. For example, try to mentally compute the product of a pair of
Two-Digit numbers, i.e., try to do 23 x 57 without writing anything
down. Blood will flow to the brain in order to help solve this
problem, and out of the penis. It doesn't even matter if you can't
actually solve it. Just try.
Warnings
* Priapism is a disorder that prevents blood from leaving the
penis. It is extremely dangerous and can lead to penile damage
including gangrene and permanent impotence. If you have an erection
that lasts more than four hours, you should immediately go the
emergency room, no matter how embarrassing it may be.
* Don't do anything to hurt your penis. It's better to be
embarrassed for a moment than damage your child-spawning,
urine-flushing member for life.
* Don't do anything when you're in the cinema or dark place with a
big erected penis, just let your penis do its thing, it's healthier
that way.
* Do not walk with an odd gait if you are with people. That will
make it more noticable.
* Trying to shove it down may make you accidently knock your
testes, causing you to howl in pain.
* Make sure no one is looking when you're adjusting your pants to
try to hide your erection.
* Remember that your penis is a very sensitive part of the body
and can be damaged very easily.
* Some women will find your situation highly offensive. You could
have a sexual harassment complaint filed against you. Keep the
situation to yourself.
originated by:Anonymous, Kyle Grindley, james_uk, Tom Viren (see all)
Article pencil Edit Discuss View History
As males, we all have times when we're caught with an erect member.
Some guys feel it can be embarrassing and awkward, especially when
you're a teen and learning to control your hormones or you are in an
important meeting or mixed company. Here is what you can do to avoid
such embarrassing situations.
Steps
1.
1
Clothes are key in concealing an erection. Never wear tight
clothes, or clothes that restrict movement.
* Jeans can be good or bad, as looser jeans tend to shield
the growth, and tighter jeans accentuate it.
* Khaki pants are said to be good for hiding the erection,
as well.
2.
2
Consider underwear options. Underclothes can also be a factor.
As a general rule, briefs or boxer briefs are better than boxers.
However, realizing that many men prefer boxers, it is not necessary to
wear them.
3.
3
Buy tighter underwear, doing this your can keep your penis
closer to you body, or have it faced down when it is hard.
4.
4
Loose shirts are great if you can get away with them. If you're
at school or someplace casual, use an untucked shirt at groin length
to hide the erection. Sweatshirts work even better.
* If your shirt is long enough you can try un-tucking it
while you are still seated.
5.
5
Use items to hide the view of your pubic region. Physical
barriers aid the concealment of this problem quite well. Get something
between your member and the people you're around.
* Stay seated. Cross your legs or stay behind a desk or
table until the feeling passes.
6.
6
Use a jacket or try putting a book in front of it (held casually
with one hand, not obviously), or anything else you can think of is
great for concealing it.
7.
7
Begin reading something that will take your mind off of what is
causing the situation.
* The more you focus on the text, the faster your situation
will be remedied.
8.
8
Think of something anti-sexual. Some men have certain visual
cues that when they think of them the sexual urges are doused. Think
about something engrossing such as sports, politics, whatever. Some
people find gross things to be effective in the neutralizing of an
erection.
9.
9
Give it time and it should go away on its own providing the
initial sexual urge is no longer there.. Don't think about it, or
it'll stay longer.
10.
10
Use physical force. Putting your hand in your pocket and holding
your penis to the side can also help but it might hurt a little.
11.
11
Try to lean forward before the problem becomes too obvious.
12.
12
When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in"
pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make
it hurt, just hold it in place. The erection will be much less
noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband
and free your poor penis.
13.
13
Try making yourself worry about something. Think of a project
that is due, financial woes, etc.
14.
14
Hold something cold in your lap if you can do so discretely.
15.
15
Plan ahead. If you are frequently having the problem you should
try clothing options that make the problem easier to conceal. Try to
avoid thoughts that could cause the problem in the first place.
16.
16
Wear a cup. A small, concealing athletic cup that doesn't
protrude and just hides the erection would work in this situation.
17.
17
Wear a belt. This way when clear, you can reach down and pull
the penis up under the belt, so its tightly squeezed between your gut
and pants.
Tips
* Don't think about sexual attraction while you have an erection;
it'll make things worse.
* Never "flex" or perform Kegel exercises. It's hard to explain,
but if you're a guy, then you understand. Flexing will increase blood
flow to the penis and make your erection last longer. Control the
urge.
* Concentrate on something like a dead cat and try to feel it,
taste it, smell it. But never think about how your erection is doing.
* Try not to stand up.
* Put your hands in your pockets and make a fist, this usually
works if you are wearing tight pants.
* Never make eye contact with the person of your preferred gender
that you find attractive.
* Sometimes, when your penis is becoming erect, it will become
restricted horizontally by the pants. Actually pulling that part of
your pants forward will free your penis and it will continue to travel
up for total erection. This actually conceals your penis more than if
you let the penis stay horizontal.
* When at the beach, always wear swim briefs under a pair of board
shorts.
* Thinking about your erection preserves your erection, so engross
yourself into something that requires 100% of your attention.
* If your pants have pockets, put your hands in your pockets and
adjust your underwear to hug your penis against your body, while it's
still pointing up, of course!
* Underwear that fit will conceal your erection a lot better, find
out your underwear size.
* You may find it helpful to attempt a difficult mental math
problem. For example, try to mentally compute the product of a pair of
Two-Digit numbers, i.e., try to do 23 x 57 without writing anything
down. Blood will flow to the brain in order to help solve this
problem, and out of the penis. It doesn't even matter if you can't
actually solve it. Just try.
Warnings
* Priapism is a disorder that prevents blood from leaving the
penis. It is extremely dangerous and can lead to penile damage
including gangrene and permanent impotence. If you have an erection
that lasts more than four hours, you should immediately go the
emergency room, no matter how embarrassing it may be.
* Don't do anything to hurt your penis. It's better to be
embarrassed for a moment than damage your child-spawning,
urine-flushing member for life.
* Don't do anything when you're in the cinema or dark place with a
big erected penis, just let your penis do its thing, it's healthier
that way.
* Do not walk with an odd gait if you are with people. That will
make it more noticable.
* Trying to shove it down may make you accidently knock your
testes, causing you to howl in pain.
* Make sure no one is looking when you're adjusting your pants to
try to hide your erection.
* Remember that your penis is a very sensitive part of the body
and can be damaged very easily.
* Some women will find your situation highly offensive. You could
have a sexual harassment complaint filed against you. Keep the
situation to yourself.
