Fred Exley
2020-09-11 21:06:48 UTC
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has stripped Schindler's
List of its Best Motion Picture award for not having enough LGBTQ+
characters, people of color, and other oppressed groups.
"Schindler's List would have been a great movie if it just had a dozen
transgendered characters," said Le'Jon de Froofroo, spokesperson for the
Academy. "As it is, there are just a bunch of Jews and Germans -- very
privileged races."
"Also, the movie has Nazis -- this is the current year, for goodness' sake!"
Steven Spielberg has been ordered by the Academy to re-release the film
with an unnecessary LGBTQ+ side plot, a gay roommate for Schindler, and
a song and dance number set to a Lady Gaga song over the end credits if
he wishes to re-earn the Academy Award. Otherwise, it will be re-awarded
to Brokeback Mountain.
This is just the first Oscar winner to be stripped of its award, as the
Academy has plans to strip the award from over 95% of the winners and
give them all to Brokeback Mountain.
https://babylonbee.com/news/academy-strips-schindlers-list-of-best-picture-award-for-not-having-more-lgbtq-characters/?utm_content=buffera2c27&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
List of its Best Motion Picture award for not having enough LGBTQ+
characters, people of color, and other oppressed groups.
"Schindler's List would have been a great movie if it just had a dozen
transgendered characters," said Le'Jon de Froofroo, spokesperson for the
Academy. "As it is, there are just a bunch of Jews and Germans -- very
privileged races."
"Also, the movie has Nazis -- this is the current year, for goodness' sake!"
Steven Spielberg has been ordered by the Academy to re-release the film
with an unnecessary LGBTQ+ side plot, a gay roommate for Schindler, and
a song and dance number set to a Lady Gaga song over the end credits if
he wishes to re-earn the Academy Award. Otherwise, it will be re-awarded
to Brokeback Mountain.
This is just the first Oscar winner to be stripped of its award, as the
Academy has plans to strip the award from over 95% of the winners and
give them all to Brokeback Mountain.
https://babylonbee.com/news/academy-strips-schindlers-list-of-best-picture-award-for-not-having-more-lgbtq-characters/?utm_content=buffera2c27&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer