banjo Jon
2024-04-30 07:27:59 UTC
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Permalink"Once I get re-elected as President, I am going to plague the world with
a nuclear holocaust, and massacre 90% of the world's population, and
that should end the overpopulation problem. I will collude with Putin
to accomplish this task. There is no such thing as global warming, but
if there is anything to it, there won't be car emissions anymore to
cause it, and that should end the global warming problem. I will pick
and choose who gets to live and rebuild Earth's new civilization out of
my bunkers protecting us from radiation.
"Only those who meet my criteria will be allowed to survive the nuclear
holocaust. They must be blood related to me, one of my lifelong friends
and their families, and people I don't know but who are physically
healthy, intelligent and young to reproduce. I will also need
professionals in the sciences and other areas for their skills and to
promote the health of all chosen survivors.
"So long, suckers. Fry in radiation in hell. Nobody's getting away
with it, but I am. I could care less about the American people, or any
peoples for all that matters. Everyone must carry their own cross, and
a legion of angels will be carrying mine. I will live forever. I will
be God, and I will reign eternity."